"OH NO IM BEING ABDUCTED..."
IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DONT SAY NOTHING AT ALL, SIMILARLY, IF YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING NICE TO BUY DONT BUY NOTHING AT ALL- NOT EVEN IF ITS 70% OFF ON SALE AND ITS DESIGNER, WITH LABEL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, CLEARLY, IN FUGLY COLOURS. BUT I GUESS LIKE SO MANY OTHER FUNDAMENTAL LIFE LESSONS, SO MANY A WISE WORDS ARE IGNORED BY PEOPLE IN FAVOUR OF THINGS LIKE MAKING THEIR OWN LIFE CHOICES, FOLLOWING THEIR HEART OR MORE COMMONLY; UFO'S (UNSTYLISH FOLLOWER OVERLOAD). HOT FASHION DOESN'T STAY HOT FOREVER YA KNOW, AND SOME GIRLS JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE SAUSAGE ROLLS OF THE DRESS WORLD THAT GET COLD (MARKED DOWN) AND BORING NEXT TO THAT HOT CUP OF COFFEE WITH ONE TEASPOON OF ACTUAL TASTE .BUT UH THEYRE STILL ALRIGHT TO EAT/WEAR......RIGHT??.
QUE- TYPICAL AUSTRALIAN BIDDIES:
BID 1- BABE I WANT THIS DRESS, DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS HOT ON ME?
BID 2- OH MY GOD YEAH, ITS SO NICE YES I LOVE IT!, MY SISTER HAS THE SAME ONE, AND MY FRIENDS HAYLEY AND GEORGIA TOO BUT IN BLACK. I SAW SALLY SILSTER HAS IT TOO ON FACEBOOK;), EVERYBODY HAS IT, ITS SOOO NICEE!:).
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE DRESS THAT WAS ONCE SO STUNNING AND UNIQUE BECOMES AN EYE-SORE ABOMINATION BEING REPEATED AT EVERY CLUB, EVENT AND PARTY OVER THE NATION. NEVER MIND THAT THEY REALLY ARE JUST CHEAPER COPIES OF THE ONE TEASPOON KISS OF DEATH DRESSES FROM TWO YEARS AGO, THE FACT IS, THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DONT WANT TO WEAR SOMETHING UNTIL THEY SEE IT ON SOMEONE ELSE AND AS THE PURATAP MOTTO GOES; DONT BE A FILTER GET A FILTER!. MEANING UMM DONT BECOME A PIECE OF GUNK STUCK IN THE SAME GUNKY DRESS AS EVERYONE ELSE, GET A CLEAN, FRESH ITEM OF CLOTHING!.
I HOPE THAT EVERYONE GETS A BETTER NIGHTS SLEEP TONIGHT NOT HAVING TO WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT THESE GODDAM UFO'S XXXXX EM.
